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Every edition will feature a collection of the funniest chat network quotes.
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~I suggest you go and play on the swing sets~
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~chainedblunt is made of love and rainbows.
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I'm Green Marth in ~TheSSBBCrew!
I'm Hisoka Kurosaki in ~Cartoon-Obsessions
I'm Jeff in ~SuperSmashBrosCrew
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In Soviet Russia, Barrel rolls you.
Ari: CRAAAAAAAAAAABBBSSS.
CRABSSSSSS.
DON'T SHAVE YOUR PUBES.
DON'T SHAVE.
DON'T SHAVE.
Ash: XDDDD
Ari: CRAAAAAAABBBSS.
New song.
Totally.
Ash: Obviously.
Top 10 material.
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i can't belive you did that... ok, let me try.
If you have attempted alchemy by clapping your hands or by drawing an array, copy and paste this to your signature
d'aaw he's so cute >w< and gaay 8D
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Kyle: Don't worry guys, I'm getting an erection as we speak! Well actually it's Cartman that's getting the erection but after he's gonna come over and give it to you, so buck up!
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"There were so many fewer questions when stars were still just the holes to heaven." Jack Johnson
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