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He's going somewhere >3.
i love him x_x
XD
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I really like to fill out my sig with crap that no one craps about!!~
we all love you... in all your sexi glory :]
iwannajumphim
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One day I was walking and a guy came up to me and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else."
and I said "I am."
*snort*
I need to use this to destroy the brains of all my male friends.
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In Soviet Russia, Barrel rolls you.
Ari: CRAAAAAAAAAAABBBSSS.
CRABSSSSSS.
DON'T SHAVE YOUR PUBES.
DON'T SHAVE.
DON'T SHAVE.
Ash: XDDDD
Ari: CRAAAAAAABBBSS.
New song.
Totally.
Ash: Obviously.
Top 10 material.
But really, that's awesomeness. 8D
Excuse me while I go wash my eyes with soap.
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Jeremified/Gforce20 || Code Lyoko and Metanet Addict
90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your signature.
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"What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!"
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One day suddenly,
When you least expect it...
The course of your life is drastically changed.
You never think that it could happen to you.
Just when you decide to stop looking, you meet some one.
: D! I love his underwear. <3
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